DON’T stop me now, I’m having such a good time, I’m on a golf buggy. I’m having a ball. Weeeeeeeeee!

I WRITE to you watching a volcano erupting on Bali. It’s gonna be a blast. Wish you were here.

EVERYONE knows the Titanic sank after it hit an iceberg but it seems these dustmen refuse to believe.

IT might not be on every wine lovers bucket list but a bottle from North Korea could soon become highly sought after.

THE face of Jesus has been “miraculously” found on the shell of a crab in Malaysia.

I GET hit by a barrelling wave. It’s small in size but knocks me off my surfboard as I attempt to stand up.

THE ladies and gents who visit this WC say this is the best “view on a loo” on the planet.

THERE are men in women’s wigs playing volleyball on the beach and holidaymakers on banana boats. This is Magaluf!