When in Lima make lemonade
Chalkmarks Lima
In the mix: Frozen lime cocktails from Punto Azul, Miraflores

What’s the problem?

I’m not really sold on Lima, it’s dirty and there’s not much to do. I just want to head straight to Machu Picchu or into the Amazon. Even Arequipa.

I hear this repeatedly from travellers: ‘Get the hell out of Lima,’ they say.

But wait! So it’s not the most Insta-tractive city. It doesn’t have the international razzmatazz of Buenos Aires or Rio and it doesn’t help that it’s called Lima, which translates as lime. But in Peru, they call limes lemons so technically, Lima is a lemon. So let’s make lemonade.

I’ve loved the desert city since the first time I went about 10 years ago, I’ve been back many times – and lived there too . It’s a food, drink and music focused capital that sits on the Pacific Ocean.

If you’re not feeling it yet, maybe this will help. Let’s take a look around Lima. And for that you’ll have to stay the night – maybe longer. 

Mouthwatering Aji de Gallina

What to eat and drink?

Lima is a food destination. When Peruvians turn their attention to cooking the whole world moans and groans in pleasure.

Peruvian gastronomy is a global hit. In London chefs Martin Morales and Virgilio Martínez have opened popular restaurants Ceviche, Andina and Lima. There are also people obsessed with queuing for quinoa burgers outside food vans. But don’t fall into the trap of thinking that because it’s become pretentious in England that it’s the same in Lima. It isn’t. The good news is that it’s cheaper and tastier, because the ingredients are homegrown and the portions generous.

Lime is the key ingredient to many of Peru’s signature dishes including ceviche and drinks Pisco Sour and Chilcano. You’re thinking – WOW! Is it safe to drink so much citrus? Yes it is. These people have skills. They’ve found the acidic sweet spot where the juice softens fish and spices – holding a dish in perfect balance. It’s hot. It’s cool. It’s WHOA. Your taste buds will be impressed. 

Gorgeous Ceviche

What to eat then?

Ceviche, lomo saltado, aji de gallina, adobo, chicharron and causa. Also Chifa, which is Peruvian Chinese food – it’s exceptional and affordable everywhere. It’s hard to pick a favourite dish but arroz chaufa will make you howl.

For street food, try anticuchos down Pizza Street (Calle de las Pizzas) in Miraflores. These meat kebabs are a must. They come served with giant corn, potatoes and a dollop of aji amarillo, which is a mild chilli sauce. They’re messy but you’ll want to binge on them all night.

Check out Larcomar – the shopping mall on the cliffs in Miraflores filled with noisy American style bars and restaurants – for ocean views, paragliders, sunset and to spot Cristo del Pacifico, which is Peru’s version of Brazil’s Christ the Redeemer. 

Where to eat?

Punto Azul, Miraflores

Punto Azul – There’s no duds on the menu here and people queue even at lunch for ceviche and other fishy dishes.

San Antonio – These cafes are packed everyday with customers for their sandwiches, pastries, cake and ice cream. I always go traditional with triple (three layered sarnie of egg, avocado and tomatoes) or a buttifarra.

Seriously delicious Triple sandwich

Bembos – This is Peru’s answer to McDonald’s and is a fixture across the country. Here though their burgers come topped with pineapple, crisps, avocado and pepper sauce.

La Rosa Nautica – Lima’s most written about restaurant is located on the end of the pier in Miraflores. Head here for an expensive and romantic seafood dinner.

Juanito – This is a bucket list hangout in Barranco. It’s been there since 1937. They serve a full Peruvian menu but most people drop in for their homemade pork sandwiches topped with tiger milk onions. It has an unhurried atmosphere and fills up with people wanting to get the night started. There’ll never be a dull moment. 

Juanito is a bucket list hangout in Barranco

Pardo’s Chicken – This place firmly squares up to Nando’s. This is an institution for Limeños who come for the best chicken in town. Their signature dish is barbecued chicken with fries, sauces and all the sides. It’s great for long afternoons with friends.

Where to stay?

Lima is a Spanish colonial city – the old capital of the conquistadors. It was named the City of the Kings, in 1534/5 – built in the Rimac Valley by Francisco Pizarro, who defeated the Inca Empire. A couple of hundred years later, Lima became South America’s richest city due to the port of Callao built in 1779.

This has resulted a mix of Catholic cathedrals and monasteries, old Spanish mansions, boxy apartment blocks and a few skyscrapers thrown up. It’s a bit LA-esque. While some cities don’t look their age, perhaps Lima at 484 does seem to have lost its pizzazz. It might be ugly and flaking around the edges. But it’s not plain. Yes perhaps it could do with a makeover but it’s a real world city and underneath the smog and traffic there’s a wonderful prize to be found.

Avenida Arequipa, Miraflores

Miraflores: This is a good base to then move around the whole city. It’s designed around Park Kennedy, which at night becomes filled with street sellers. It’s clean, easy to walk around and it’s by the ocean. There are cycle paths, shops, restaurants, hotels, swanky bars and plenty going on all night to take you from coffee to cocktail. It’s also handy for the artisan markets off Avenida Arequipa.

Larco, Miraflores

San Isidro: This is where the rich kids hang out. There’s office blocks, upscale hotels, shops and expensive coffee bars. Best of all though, it has the ruins of Huaca Huallamarca, which is a pre-Inca pyramid.

Barranco: So much here is neatly packed together. This is a laid back, grungy district filled with large colonial houses that have turned into boutique hotels and coffee houses.  It’s easy to walk around and get down to the sea. There’s food (great anticuchos) and music at La Noche. It’s even got it’s own graffiti street gallery. There are also more traditional museums including the Peruvian photographer Mario Testino’s gallery filled with portraits of Madonna, Naomi Campbell and Princess Diana.

Graffti art, Barranco

Downtown: Here is where Lima began. It’s home to Plaza Mayor (main square), Palacio de Gobierno were the president lives and where Jose San Martín declared Peru’s Independence on July 28, 1821. There’s also Municipalidad de Lima, and the Cathedral with the tomb of conquistador Francisco Pizarro. It’s a day out. I wouldn’t recommend staying Downtown. But before you head out of the centre visit Lima’s Magic Water Circuit. This park has 13 impressive water fountains that spray, shoot and dance to music like those in Las Vegas. 

Anything else?

Zen playing at Domos Art in Miraflores

Lima pulsates with live music from salsa and merengue to rock and reggaeton, especially in Barranco. There are great music venues and their No.1 band is Zen. This big selling pop-rock four-piece packs out the national stadiums across the country and music venues in Lima. Their songs get millions of hits on YouTube with Quédate one of their anthems.

Catch them in the summers performing at Domos Art in Miraflores, down on the sand with the roaring sound of the ocean in the background, all under the stars.

I asked the drummer Hans Menacho where the band hangs out?

“Most of the time in La Noche. They’re open everyday, the drinks are good and they stay open late.”

Then what?

Buckle up and cruise along the Pan-American Highway. Travel south towards beaches Punta Hermosa and Punta Negra or even farther to Paracas and the Ballestas Islands, home to sea lions, pelicans and Humboldt penguins. Stop at Ica to see Huacachina – a unique village oasis where you take a sand buggy and ride the sand dunes. 

Or instead go north to the beaches of Trujillo, Chiclayo and Piura stopping along the way to visit the ancient pyramids – Temple of the Moon, Cao and Chan Chan – of the Moche and the Chimu. Both pre-date the Incas. The good news here is that’s there’s no four month waiting list to see these ancient ruins. 

Huacachina, desert oasis in Ica
These buggies are hand made here in the Ica desert. They have the chassis of old Volkswagen Beatles, the engine of 4x4s and tires for the sand.

When to go?

From December to May the temperature is warm although it never reaches more than 30C. Because Lima is in the desert, it can get cold at night so you might need a bobble hat.

How to go?

There are direct flights from London to Lima only with British Airways. Other options are to fly via Amsterdam with KLM, Madrid with Iberia or Miami with a number of carriers.

What they say?

According to the writer Jules Verne aka Phileas Fogg, the mild climate makes Lima ‘one of the most agreeable cities in the New World’. This is from his book The Pearl of Lima. 

More than one hundred years later, rock star Mick Jagger said the exact same thing. Well, kinda. He was in the city for the Rolling Stones America Latina Olé Tour in March, 2016. He stayed in Miraflores and told the crowd at Monumental Stadium that he’d eaten the best food in the world and that Ronnie Wood was the “llama lover of Lima”. 

There we are then. 

Lima is more than just a stop-over. Buy a plane ticket and go and see how much it punches above its weight. 

You’ll be saying Machu Pich-who? 

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